I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, 'I want to help you get teeth.' Why does… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I want to always be an interloper. I never want to feel like I'm a guy who is embraced by the people… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The Hollywood executives are, like, ‘We’re not racist, we just have to pretend to be racists because we’re capitalists. We want to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
People on the right say to people like me, Oh, you hate America. And I always say, No, I love America. I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Nobody in America who wants pot has any trouble getting it, so maybe that's why we aren't seeing support for legalization. People… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I want to thank some very special people without whom I would not be here today. George Bush, Sarah Palin and the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
People do not want to be disillusioned by the new president [Barak Obama]. The liberals felt, finally, this is our time. Now… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm more likely to not invite someone back for not talking. If someone talks a lot, I can usually shut them up… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
We do it all the time, we legislate taste. We do it with the tax code. Churches and children get a tax… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Well, that's exactly the wrong attitude. That is not the attitude they had in World War II. You're attitude is that freedom… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy and Bush was the perfect guy who they'd want… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream? — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Did you see Britney Spears at the Video Music Awards? I don't want to say that that performance was a disaster, but… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Don't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't want to start a movement that mirrors religion. I don't want to create the church of the non-believers where I'm… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share
So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies. — Bill Maher Copy Share
What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a… — Bill Maher Copy Share
“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.” — Bill Maher Copy Share
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