Country Quotes by Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

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You're not a patriot unless even when you lose, it's still your country.

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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.

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The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.

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But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

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Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!

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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

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In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of…

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When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries…

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I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

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Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel…

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I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller…

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You know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot…

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In this country, a smart leader is suspect. That's just the way it is. Even George Bush's father, who was a lot…

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The electricity is back on in Baghdad. That is a very climactic moment in any country's liberation, when the lights come back…

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To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge…

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It's so childish, "greatest country in the world." It's like saying, "I have the greatest wife in the world. Not just the…

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I'm guessing our soldiers are happy to be leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there's crumbling infrastructure…

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In the Muslim world, much of it, they cannot conceive of something coming out of the United States that wouldn't be sanctioned…

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The rebel army in Libya is just like 1,000 guys in Toyota trucks. The world is asking the question; can 1000 anti-government…

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Treason is when legislators vote against homeland security measures because it goes against the wishes of their political or financial backers. Treason…

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Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy…

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New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely…

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There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes…

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Sarah Palin has already had an effect on foreign relations... The new president of Pakistan, Ali Zardari, is in hot water, because…

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When I do stand-up around the country, I often see people walk out. This is a show that they've purposely gone to,…

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Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments…

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Why are we working so hard to preserve Iraq, a fake country to begin with? Why do we care whether this fake…

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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

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France... What can you say about a country that was too stupid to get on board with our wonderfully-conceived and brilliantly-executed war…

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The New York Times - but the whole country gives it that weight. It's like the Asian kid in math class. Everybody…

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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but…

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The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

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This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that,…

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I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get…

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Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in…

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If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

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Everybody has a magazine and a channel. There are 500 channels and 500 magazines, and we wonder why we're not united as a country.

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Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he…

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I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it…

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