In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet. — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
I think the more rational explanation is that the excision of a five-to-six-foot leech from the surface of a human body means that that… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness. — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
You can walk as carefully as you want through a mine field; it is still a mine field. But it's also true that if… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
Feminists are in an untenable position, defending something they no longer believe in, and which history will force them to recognize was destructive of… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
“When you're running a bureaucracy the best way to safeguard your job is to make sure you're the only one who knows how the… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
Leftists always want to... circle around subjects... rather than addressing any subject directly. — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint. — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office. — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
The problem is maddening. The thing you seek is so close, you feel you could reach out and touch it. You feel it is… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
These are ideas. I could say that they just came to me, but it would be more accurate to say that I went to… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
It was pure guesswork on my part back in 1979 as to whether I would have the stamina to write, pencil, ink, letter, tone,… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it. — Dave Sim Copy Share Image
