When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it, push push s**t! — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm… — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a percentage of… — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
This isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
