Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention."… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
But there were other, vaguer, harder-to-pin-down feelings, like: a pit in the stomach that means something is either really good or really… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Please be SILENT and LISTEN. I am the SCHOOLMASTER and you are in the CLASSROOM. Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equals TWELVE… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice running down… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted. — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen. — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
One dictionary defines denouement as "a final part in which everything is made clear and no questions or surprises remain." By that definition, it… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
