It used to be that your rights were infringed upon if the government punished or threatened you for expressing your sincerest beliefs. Now, your rights are infringed upon if you want something but someone refuses to buy it for you. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
A perfect movie is a different thing, but a funny movie is easy. I was really happy that I got everyone that I got.… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I can speak a little German, a little Spanish, and I was a psych major, so I'm good at listening to people's problems. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Improv Olympics, Second City are some of the most tolerant, accepting people. They're like circus folk. They're freaks themselves. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I think people who can do comedy well don't get enough credit. It can be harder than drama. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Stylistically, in improv, I don't think you can have as many camera tricks; I think you're kind of shooting more like a documentary: you… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I've seen several funnel clouds as a kid, too. They're cool if, you know, they're, like, two towns over, but they're scary as hell… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Sure, I would have loved it, if we'd gotten 2,000 screens, but I never had that delusion. I was very realistic. I think it's… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
