If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy. — Fred Green Copy Share Image
Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough. — Fred Green Copy Share Image
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever. — Fred Green Copy Share Image
If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy. — Fred Green Copy Share Image
It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you… — Fred Green Copy Share Image
The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself. — Fred Green Copy Share Image
Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them… — Fred Green Copy Share Image
