The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever. — Fred Green Firsts Copy Share Image
If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy. — Fred Green Baby Copy Share Image
It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a… — Fred Green Agree Copy Share Image
The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself. — Fred Green Fairs Copy Share Image
Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still… — Fred Green Enough Copy Share Image
Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative. — Fred Green Derivatives Copy Share Image
