I'm never the romantic lead. I'm the guy walking in on the romantic lead, going, "Oh sorry! I'll leave you guys alone." — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this deserted beach, and I see one lone person walking along the shore. He walks right up to me… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image