Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail. — Virginia Graham Copy Share Image
Money can buy a fine dog but it is kindness that makes him wag his tail. — John B. S. Haldane Copy Share Image
A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail,… — Jerry Smith Copy Share Image
... we all know the wag's definition of a philanthropist: a man whose charity increases directly as the square of the distance. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I'd like to be a dog. Dogs are nice. They can sleep any time, they wag their tails and on top of… — Emmanuel Petit Copy Share Image
I have not watched WAGs World, I have not watched the BBC's Upstairs, Downstairs, either. It would be Downton Abbey, I think. — Theresa May Copy Share Image
No mortal has a right to wag his tongue, much less to wag his pen, without saying something. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The Coalition's message of jobs and growth is resonating very, very strongly in North and Central Queensland and one thing they're particularly… — George Brandis Copy Share Image
I eat till, honest, I felt every button on all my clo'es. The folks where we were stayin' were the old-fashioned hospitable… — Laura E. Richards Copy Share Image
Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you… — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
I plead guilty to that when I was young pastor. In one of my churches I changed so much, one old wag… — Jerry Vines Copy Share Image
Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate,… — T. H. White Copy Share Image
After years of having a dog, you know him. You know the meaning of his snuffs and grunts and barks. Every twitch… — Robert R. McCammon Copy Share Image
The dog wags its tail only at living things. A tail wag, the equivalent of a human smile, is bestowed upon people,… — Jean Craighead George Copy Share Image
ART, n. This word has no definition. Its origin is related by the ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape as "One day a wag… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Does political correctness have a good side? Yes, it does, for it makes us re-examine attitudes, and that is always useful. The… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
All live by seeming. The beggar begs with it, and the gay courtier Gains land and title, rank and rule, by seeming;… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
And then he drew a dial from his poke, And looking with lack-lustre eye, Says very wisely, 'It is ten o'clock: Thus… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
What do believers in the Absolute mean by saving that their belief affords them comfort? They mean that since in the Absolute… — William James Copy Share Image
Are we witnessing an Obama 'Wag the Dog' moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes. — Allen West Copy Share Image
“WAGs... That's a technical term we engineers use. It means 'Wild-Assed Guess'.” — David Weber Copy Share Image
We may smile and the dog may wag the tail, but in essence, we have a set program and those programs are… — Antonio Damasio Copy Share Image
Ye monsters of the bubbling deep, Your Maker's praises spout; Up from the sands ye codlings peep, And wag your tails about. — Cotton Mather Copy Share Image
The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
A man's personality is matured only when he appropriates the truth, whether it is spoken by Balaam's ass or a sniggering wag… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
And, looking on it with lack-lustre eye, Says very wisely, "It is ten o'clock: Thus we may see," quoth he, "how the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways. — Tacitus Copy Share Image
Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Some sigh for this and that; My wishes don't go far; The world may wag at will, So I have my cigar. — Thomas Hood Copy Share Image
She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad.… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
![“She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and…” quote by Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/64a/lewis-carroll-324_alice-adventures-in_she-alice-went-on-and-how-do-you-know-th_2800952.jpg)