STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“HIDEOUS! Sorry, Mom, but vomit green is NOT my colour. And that dress is impossible to walk in! It’s so tight around my legs that it looks like a giant fish tail. While the other bridesmaids walked gracefully to the… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
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“And if you decide to cancel it, make sure you notify Principal Winston and the student council. Although, I wouldn’t want to be the… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their tongues stuck… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“That’s when I totally lost it and screamed, “Wow! MacKenzie is just so WONDERFUL! I bet she farts GLITTER too!” But I just said… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
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Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
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