I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better. — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“Even with Las Vegas giddy around me I felt as alone as Robinson Crusoe.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I was in Las Vegas, playing on the fruit machines. I was only 20 at the time and I won the jackpot… — Adrian Lewis Copy Share Image
I really love Las Vegas. It's, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
Last Vegas is a counterfeit version of the New Jerusalem. And it shares something of the glorious reality that it mocks. — Richard J. Mouw Copy Share Image
If tacky souvenirs like fridge magnets and slogan T-shirts are your thing, you'll be in your element in Las Vegas. — Arlene Phillips Copy Share Image
North Vegas is where you go if you're a hooker turning forty and the syndicate men on the strip decide you're no… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
“Las Vegas. Madhali umeona tunafanya nini katika maisha, fumba macho kwa kuyakodoa. Wanaosema hawajui wanaojua hawasemi. Siri ni siri milele. Kinachofanyika hapa… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
I've never been one for idle hands. Totie Fields introduced me to needlepoint when we worked together in Vegas. My first pillow… — Leslie Uggams Copy Share Image
I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
I love San Francisco, it's very hard to compete with San Francisco when it comes to availability of product, but one thing… — Michael Mina Copy Share Image
An intruder broke into Mike Tyson's hotel room in Las Vegas while he was sleeping but got out before Tyson could get… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When you're an actor who just got his first big chunk of change, and you're like, 'What do I do with it?'… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
Let's say I take a picture of the Eiffel Tower in front of the casino in Las Vegas. That type of pattern… — Kim Rossmo Copy Share Image
“The Strip was still lit by a million neon lights, though the crowds on the sidewalk had greatly decreased by this hour.… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Rosette disappeared onto the dance floor. Wells sat in silence for a minute, watching the dancers. The worldwide cult of fast money… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
Nights were hard during my staying at the TV show because while my Playmate friends got to go out and party, I… — Kendra Wilkinson Copy Share Image
