Vampires Quotes by Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Vampires have no reflection. Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your makeup?”

— Kimberly Pauley

“The best defense is a confusing offense.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your editor are reasonably happy with how it is…

— Kimberly Pauley

“Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages." "Why?" "Just dont. Trust me."~George and Mina on…

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampires Truth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Vampires don't exist Truth: Dead wrong.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Garlic repels vampires. Truth: Try telling that to my dad. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood. Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will. Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat? Wait, don't answer that.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins. Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people. Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: Vampires can read minds. Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire. Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.”

— Kimberly Pauley