“Turning into a vampire is like signing a supernatural contract and like any contract, there are clauses. And there is the fine print.” — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“When you name your child after a grotesque gigantic creature known for slaughtering hundreds of innocents for the sole purpose of entertainment (okay so they were illegal immigrants who entered his realm) you must have a slight idea how that… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“When you’ve had a psychotic breakdown it’s always so difficult making that decision. You meet someone new and you wonder how much you should… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“Rodney is fifty four and he has some mental disease where they become all paranoid. Granted he spent his life as a vampire slayer… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.” — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“They say there’s so much beauty in the world, but I don’t see it. Perhaps that’s my problem. Am I crazy for having major… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“I rather like the fact that women are so into vampires though. I suppose if it wasn’t for Sparkly the neighborhood vampire that would… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“He’s been looking at my file. So the question has to be right there on the tip of his tongue right about now, waiting… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“Say what you will about ‘decency’ but I happen to be a fan of skimpy tube tops and really short skirts.” — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“Hovering over at the Self Help section, there she was – legs long and lean in a lovely sundress, holding a copy of EAT,… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“ Your mind is your bitch,” he says. “The truth is you can teach it to do anything. You have to program your brain… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“Turning into a vampire is like signing a supernatural contract and like any contract, there are clauses. And there is the fine print.” — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
