“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips are too big or two small. Let me put your fears to rest: There is no such thing… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to verbalize it,… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Have you ever played Monopoly? It's a board game designed to teach kids capitalism. And what happens in the end? The winner has all… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her?… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If you think of yourself as a follower of Christ’s teachings, if you consider yourself a good person, you are morally obligated to be… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall all over… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone rocket launchers! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for self-righteous zealots… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then, you were… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about but you… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“MAGA dumbfucks are trailer park yokels with 6 teeth who support robber barons with 6 yachts.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Why are so many Americans for male circumcision but against female circumcision? Both are equally cruel and barbaric traditions.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
