You could figure out at least 80 percent of the context and meaning of a text if people used punctuation, and we wouldn't have had to write our sketch. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
I would like to invest more of my brain space in understanding the history of my city, because whenever I learn about the history… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
Some of the friendliest, friendliest people you're going to meet are going to be in Detroit. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
I'm very concerned with what's going on the news, but I would not call myself a political animal, per se. I pay more attention… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
We share plates [with Jordan Peele], and we also very often will sit in the corner and kind of speak in our own language. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
To make an absolutely gross generalization, I think a lot of people feel like if you're mixed, more often than not you're quote unquote… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
[The rumor that Leonardo DiCaprio on set was raped by a bear] was as silly as Lady Gaga bumping him or moving his arm… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
I want people to say, "Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television." — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
It was very important thousands of years ago to categorize things. I can eat that plant, I can't eat that plant. Or this tribe,… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
Bill Murray is such a tremendous talent, but the world wasn't ready for 'Razor's Edge,' for something that thoughtful and with that much depth… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
There's a very famous South African playwright named Athol Fugard, and I'd be in any play he's ever did. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
I would play just about any role, male or female, in the Anton Chekov play 'The Cherry Orchard,' which I love. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
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