“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of Burgerville headquarters. "You'll blow our cover." "But what if there is a fire?" "The fire department… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Monk worked on his remaining Intertect cases at his dining table while I tried to hone my detecting instincts by reading the Murder, She… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“During a Middle East peace talk you insulted the Iraqi ambassador.” “He was a pervert who liked little girls.” — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
So there you have it: Nature is a rotten mess. But that's only the beginning. If you take your eyes off it for one… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
Happiness is an illusion, Natalie. It doesn't actually exist." "Of course it does," I said. "It's what you feel when you're not sad." "That's… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“It's a tough job being somebody's personal assistant. You have to anwser their phone, manage their correspondence, run their errands, pay their bills, arrange… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat at the… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Standing up for what you believe in comes has a price but backing down exacts a toll that your soul never stops paying” — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“When I arrived, he was in the kitchen, in the middle of his Sunday morning ritual of cleaning his cleaning supplies.” — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“All Julie has to do is explain to her friends that she's using it to individually seal each item that she throws out." "Then… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Wait a second,” Andy said, snapping his fingers. “You're Vietnamese.” “Don't say it,” Sun warned. But Andy, a grin stretched across his face, couldn't… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
