Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
We live in strange times. We also live in strange places: each in a universe of our own. The people with whom… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it it changes into something even more… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If there's any real truth, it's that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If the Universe came to an end every time there was some uncertainty about what had happened in it, it would never… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
It is folly to say you know what is happening to other people. Only they know, if they exist. They have their… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment." I've seen it. It's rubbish," said Zaphod,"nothing but a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
A theory of the universe that states: If anyone finds out what the universe is for, it will disappear and be replaced… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
It's part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image