“So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop me when I’m warm.” - Shella” — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye” — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop me… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire’s coffin? -… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“Been lickin’ peanut-butter spoons? Maybe I should call you butterfingers. It has a better ring than Hella Shella. - Tran 'Answer my question, Tran.… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“God, why do I bother trying to help you? It’s not like you appreciate it. It’s not like the word ‘thanks’ is in your… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
