“Are you threatening me, sir?” he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare. “Yes, I am,” said Mad-Eye, who seemed… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. "Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Released Stan Shunpike yet?” Scrimgeour turned a nasty purple color highly reminiscent of Uncle Vernon.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs," he added to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
“Good day to you, Harry Potter’s relatives!” said Dedalus happily, striding into the living room. The Dursleys did not look at all… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
