I want it all... fast. I want to be married, I want to live together... and then somewhere around a year or… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Everyone goes through all kinds of relationship situations. I'm lucky that I get to be on two comedy shows [during divorce]. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I take any project on a month or two at a time. Meaning, I don't think too far ahead. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
My father came from Germany. My mom came from Venezuela. My father's culturally German, but his father was Japanese. I was raised… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I was raised in New York and spent two years in Rio. My parents met at the University of Southern Mississippi, and… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There are bands that I am friends with, who will invite me up on stage. Like Les Savy Fav, who have had me on… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Steve Jobs was a real rock star to me. I looked forward to his products like people look forward to albums. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I like to think Portland and L.A. are not rivals; they're cousins. As cities on the West Coast, they're distinct in their own way… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I loved our music discussion. I live for discussions like that. It's my favorite thing because it means that people care about music, and… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
When you're being mean to someone, you can feel the audience just get cold. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There's no judgment on bands that continue on who aren't popular; some people get enjoyment out of it. I'm just not one of those… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There's something really easy and just somehow un-crowded about the Portland airport. Every time I go there I'm like, 'Why is this so easy… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
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