“Waking up, for many people, is apparently a positive experience. There are twittering birds and the smell of fresh coffee fills the air. These people do not live at my house.” — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straight up a… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“Marshmallow the Outdoor Invader Cat... is not involved in this story. She is orange, has lots and lots of teeth, hangs out outside, and… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling you get, when the sky has turned green, air raid sirens are blowing, the theme to the "Wizard of Oz"… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“Dippy sniffs box. Dippy cannot comprehend challenging concepts such as "inside" and "outside"- attempts to balance on folded box edge. Dippy falls off box.… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“For some reason, possibly known only to my therapist, I decided that Dippy looked so adorable this morning, as she lay gently snoozing on… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“She is an agent of the Devil, possibly escorted out of Hell for behavior which would make a demon go "Ooooo, that's nasty!” — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“Waking up, for many people, is apparently a positive experience. There are twittering birds and the smell of fresh coffee fills the air. These… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“She drowned all of the catnip mice in Nike's water bowl and I had to take them away after he began drinking the resulting… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
