Twitter Quotes · Page 78

When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Worse, neither of us has liked any of the other’s Facebook posts, the modern equivalent of pistols at dawn.”

— Marian Keyes

I like to say social media is a great place, but a dangerous place.

— Trinity Rodman

Before twitter, I used to write all this shit down on Post-It notes and leave them around the city.

— Nikhil Saluja

I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.

— Anonymous

It's so important to wake up and immediately start starring shit. Stupid Twitter ruined my poo time!

— Nikhil Saluja

After a Sunday night game, what I do is I usually wait like a day and a half before going on Twitter.

— Jessica Mendoza

Wasting time can get people reach, really, like we waste our time on Facebook and Zuckerberg gets rich.

— Mahmudul Islam

So I just started instagram. But be warned! I will take pictures of funny and maybe disturbing contents of things. Follow me…

— Anonymous

I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount…

— Bill Hader

Instagram is amazing, and I enjoy sharing photos there. However, I don't think it is where my photos will go to live.

— Harper Reed

As for Twitter, I've found that you have to learn how to make it add value rather than subtract hours from one's…

— Howard Rheingold

Today you have that exposition of your body on social media and you also have this big competition of finding 'likes' and…

— Maimouna Doucoure

Oh god. People take things so personal. Of course I care about starving children outside the us. I'm so tired of twitter.…

— Sarah Hyland

When my tweet doesn't get RTed I whisper I don't care what they say. I'm in love with you & kiss the…

— Green Monk

One of the great things going on right now is social media and you get a real sense, immediately, about what people…

— Jeremy Piven

“When the things you can buy online matter more to you than the things you can do in your neighbourhood; when you…

— Matthew d'Ancona

When I first started tweeting, I was just doing it because I was watching 'Breaking Bad' in my trailer and I was…

— Retta

I just check my Instagram. I get a lot of inspiration from there, I follow a lot of different designers and not…

— Lili Reinhart

If the Internet has been called a great democratizer, perhaps what social media has done is let anyone enter the beauty pageant.…

— Rachel Simmons

We're not going the photography route. I think there is a real distinction between photos and images, and Flickr is for photos,…

— Alan Schaaf

Converting Facebook data into money is harder than it sounds, mostly because the vast bulk of your user data is worthless. Turns…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

I tend to write three to four hours a day, depending - oftentimes very late at night. When I write on Twitter,…

— Roxane Gay

Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on and check it every…

— Just 4 Social Networkerz

That awkward moment when you post a status about someone, and that one person ends up liking it..

— Anonymous

Twitter is a cesspool but I find I can ignore most of the cess most of the time.

— Sarah Cooper

This page is hitting 20,000 likes soon! Recommend it to friends! :)

— Admin

“Social media is one of the most cost-efficient digital marketing methods.”

— Germany Kent

That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE.

— Anonymous

One of life's mysteries: why someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook.

— Anonymous

I don't Tweet or Twat. I'm not on Instagram or Facebook.

— Miriam Shor

“…does not need Facebook, Twitter and Stumble Upon. She is a whole social media network all by herself.”

— Pandora Poikilos

Please be safe everyone. I'll unfollow and block you if you die tonight.

— Nikhil Saluja

I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.

— Priyanka

Anyone who does social media, YouTube, Internet content will tell you it can be extremely isolating.

— Randy Rainbow

That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it.

— Hussein Nishah

Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him.

— Anonymous

“What’s a social worker, is it someone whose job it is to go on Twitter? And”

— Jack Cheng

People who take time out to dole out opinion on social media are negative people.

— Parineeti Chopra

I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up

— Nikhil Saluja