Twitter Quotes · Page 77

I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed.

— Gary Lineker

Don't fall for lines like, God protects his servants in the clergy from harm.

— Nikhil Saluja

If any Twitter app showed how many times we've visited someone's profile, we'd be in an awkward position.

— Nikhil Saluja

People that always write statuses and comment their happy their single, aren't.

— Livefree2dream44

Poets think in short lines. Unless you're Samuel Beckett, Twitter might be more difficult for novelists.

— Kenneth Goldsmith

I don't even know how to Direct Message someone on Instagram. I still write letters.

— Margot Robbie

You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.

— Terry Pratchett

Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job.

— Nikhil Saluja

WhatsApp's extremely high user engagement and rapid growth are driven by the simple, powerful and instantaneous messaging capabilities we provide.

— Jan Koum

I follow 50 people on Instagram who are these humongous families, like five or six kids or whatever, and I just think…

— Eva Amurri

As social media grew and people learned of our travels, my wife would get requests from friends for suggestions about their travels.…

— Chris Pronger

Human relationships used to be easy: you had friends, boy- or girlfriends, parents, children, and landlords. Now, thanks to social media, it's…

— Susan Orlean

Facebook Should get a 'I Don't Even Know you' button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don't…

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a school yard, kids running around playing games while facebook watches and sees who you react with who you…

— Cyborge2416

I am delighted to be named Troll Of The Year 2013 by 'The Guardian' - a paper read by people called Theo…

— Katie Hopkins

@MSuleiman_ WHEN I TELL YOU TO BRING YOU A$$ ON SQ , THERE'S A REASON ! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE TALKING…

— Anonymous

Generally, the view that I've had on Twitter is if you're on Twitter, you're in, like, the meme - you're in meme…

— Elon Musk

I've had particularly unpleasant stuff, and it has been reported that I've had death threats. Twitter and Facebook give people who have…

— Nicola Sturgeon

We live in a culture of a big me. We're encouraged - we raise our kids to think how great they are,…

— David Brooks

Governments do not care about your Facebook-assembled opinion. Incompetent politicians don't read your tweets; there are reasons for them being out of…

— Hozier

This is now the way our culture prioritises. Look up 'Steppenwolf,' and you'll get the band before the novel. Look up Jesus…

— Howard Jacobson

Online, there is an irresistible social currency to being a user who has thousands of followers, who starts memes, who comes up…

— Jenna Wortham

Now social media is a centerpiece of our lives. It can be a useful tool for connection and communication. It can ease…

— Melania Trump

I've gone on Twitter, and I've seen a picture of me walking through the airport, or some random picture, and the person's…

— Rozonda Thomas

Why are their so many women on twitter? So you are telling me ALL the dishes are done?

— Nikhil Saluja

I wouldn't say you can engineer viral. But there is viral content that comes from dense communities.

— John Cabrera

Twitter is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary.

— Anonymous

If only forgetting a person was as easy as forgetting why I open the fridge...

— Nikhil Saluja

My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling.

— Ellie Goulding

“Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world”

— Jeevagan Nagarajan

Being popular on fb is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital

— Melissa

A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.

— Nikhil Saluja

You should never read online comments if you want to keep thoughts above the belt.

— Heidi Julavits

Making a facebook status about me is real mature. I have a face for a reason..

— Anonymous

Followers, because calling them The people who are witnessing your failure is too sad.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I started out, I was Avici with one i. But on MySpace, that name was taken.

— Avicii

“You don't have to have a million followers to make an impact on one.”

— Faydra D. Fields

In social media marketing, average is no longer adequate.

— Jay Baer

Someguys are capable of playing Mr nice guy of facebook but in real life, they suck big time.

— Dumi

I Snapchat in the bath. I Snapchat when I wake up. I'm giving people inspiration. It's like a TV show.

— Joe Wicks