Twitter Quotes · Page 80

If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today?

— Anonymous

I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

Jealousy likes photos, that's why instagram is such a hit.

— Parul Sehgal

If you check my status daily then you are not my friend... You are my fan

— AKASH PANCHANI

Twitter should do something about the people who don't no how to spell.

— Nikhil Saluja

Stand-up comedians have a very important relationship to Twitter. For them, it's a place to try out material.

— Sheila Heti

Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have realised the toxicity or negative impact of social media is more than the positive impact.

— Kabir Khan

Our world is moving at an ever-accelerating pace, and with the advent of social media, what happens in New York now can…

— Stuart Rose

There's always going to be a tradeoff between trolling and anonymity, and I guess that's the way life will be. And you…

— Tim Wu

My favorite topical tweets are the ones that put a tweet in context so it illuminates a deeper truth or societal trend.

— Jaboukie Young-White

Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. ...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave...

— Hussein Nishah

I love the challenge of having one character who is traveling back in time to find someone. Nowadays, the only way we…

— Colin Trevorrow

All the early Facebook employees have their story of the moment when they saw the light and realized that Facebook wasn't some…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

There is Twitter outrage at everything. Be it a pair of trousers or a short skirt, somebody, somewhere, will not like it.

— Gary Lineker

Linkedin is for people you know. Facebook is for people you used to know. Twitter is for people you want to know.

— Jay Baer

Many kids only think about the present moment and don't realize that they are creating a digital footprint, which will follow you…

— Tyra Banks

People say Facebook connects the world. Facebook has 5,000 Ph.D.s that think about how to make you click on ads you don't…

— Tobias Lutke

The rise of Twitter defined 2011. Once every 5-7 years, a company emerges that changes not just the technology industry, but the…

— Peter Fenton

We live in an age where people are like, "I'd love to catch up. Maybe text me later? But don't call because…

— Marc Maron

“Marketing departments aren’t going to give marketers their money unless they know what they’re spending money on works. But since many don’t…

— B.J. Mendelson

I think there is something about the Internet which gives people almost an opportunity to role play and to create a facade,…

— Steven Wilson

“One way to appreciate the brilliance of this acquisition is to look at Instagram’s “Power Index,” the number of people a platform…

— Scott Galloway

“The nurse reached over and patted the stack of papers she had beside her before glancing back up at the blond again.…

— Abbi Glines

You don't get fewer followers saying outrageous stuff on Twitter.

— Van Jones

“But then, apart from politicians and the pope, why does anyone else use Twitter? Perhaps to feel important.”

— Umberto Eco

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

— Nikhil Saluja

Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?

— Anonymous

I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that!

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm on Twitter for work, but I hate it. I encourage everyone to delete it if possible.

— Ronny Chieng

“Jangankan gue follow hati lo itu. Buat follow twitter lo aja gue mager. Males”

— LoveinParisSeason2

I sometimes feel that people become captured by social media.

— Clay Travis

- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds..

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself.

— Anonymous

If opportunity had a twitter account, it's not going to be knocking on anyone's door anytime soon.

— Nikhil Saluja

Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.

— Anonymous

LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself;

— Nikhil Saluja

I just kept it off social media for the most part, put my head down, and went to work. I lived in…

— Tyler Herro

Wanting someone to pop up on Facebook chat, but I'm here, staring at the page, and nothing is happening.

— Anonymous

Am I the only one who hates it when someones facebook status says

— Author Name