It seems unfair that anyone can set up on Twitter using my name, or the name of any famous person, without any… — Shirley Eaton Copy Share Image
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't really do much social media. I just don't like it that much. I've trained myself to write very slowly for… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of a presidential bid; currently indexing and cross-referencing everyone I've tweeted my junk to. 8x10s available. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. Here, you will find the weather, sports news, unnecessary information on a persons height, and whiny bitches. have a… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Another good rule for social media, I find, is to never type and post. Instead, be sure to type, pause, think, and… — Katie Piper Copy Share Image
Read each tweet about 95 times before you send it. Look at every Instagram post about 95 times before you send it. — J. J. Watt Copy Share Image
The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The tweets are getting shorter, but the songs are still 4 minutes long. You're coming up with 140-character zingers, and the song… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Facebook is not ideologically neutral. In fact, it emerges from a very particular world view which we can trace back to Hobbes.… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
“An Australian study entitled ‘Who Uses Facebook?’ found a significant correlation between the use of Facebook and narcissism. ‘Facebook users have higher… — Tim Chester Copy Share Image
I've been trying to communicate with other people online all my life, because I was home-schooled, so I moved around. And that… — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The National Lottery is brilliant because when I'm on my way people tweet me and say: 'Fingers crossed,' 'make my numbers come… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
That's the power behind a tool like Facebook Connect. It is making a Web without walls. Facebook allows you to go to… — Erik Qualman Copy Share Image
The bubble hasn't popped yet and there's tremendous value in social media. ... But it's wishful thinking to believe that others on… — Peter Fader Copy Share Image
We shoppers, you bloggers. If money talks, you mumblers. You try it on, then take it off, Then post a pic on… — Pusha T Copy Share Image
The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If there is a Like button in a page, Facebook knows who visited that page. And it can get IP address of… — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
Now look: I love Twitter. But let's not kid ourselves; when it comes to a free and open Internet, Twitter is a… — Ajit Pai Copy Share Image
The very first plan I wrote for MySpace was that it would be a portal, but a portal wrapped around your user… — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
So when I'm tweeting with people, I'm just surprised that anybody wants to talk to me, to be honest with you. So… — Oliver Stark Copy Share Image
“Tweet” and “Like” buttons isn’t word of mouth. Rather, word of mouth comes from content, thoughtfulness, solved problems, and ease of use—in… — Sean Ellis Copy Share Image
Social media has changed our lives forever. Some continue to reject social media, refusing to become one of the sheep, but you… — Fabrizio Moreira Copy Share Image
I like to meet girls in real life because social media is such a front, and you can come across and look… — Bazzi Copy Share Image
It's so easy to get into the hot take on Twitter, and to be able to do it in a way that… — Margaret Brennan Copy Share Image
They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Dads are like noses, her tweet says. They’re always in your face. Dads aren’t like noses, I tweet back. You’re not allowed… — Janet Gurtler Copy Share Image
You can get more stuff done with Facebook than any other tool that we know of, and we'd like to make that… — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for… — F Abahusain Copy Share Image
When something like 'Line of Duty' happens, your profile is such that you're asked to do different things. I'm careful not to… — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
All the kids are freaking out about Snapchat, so I'm hoping to trick them into thinking I know how to use it,… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
We utilize social media, we try to connect with voters in a way that's not only about politics. Letting people into your… — Dan Crenshaw Copy Share Image
Is having a Facebook status so important to us? Some of us who are REALLY engaged or married will set our status… — Chee Vai Tang Copy Share Image
Facts still matter, and social media is allowing for a wider range of new and independent voices to outcompete alarmist environmental journalism… — Michael Shellenberger Copy Share Image
I don't talk to you nor do I go on your page...why are you on my 'people I talk to regularly list'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I keep a list of TikTok ideas on my phone. I have hundreds of ideas. They can come from so many different… — Brad Mondo Copy Share Image
Yeah, when you're a person making videos on Twitter, no one wants you to make a movie. It's just not what they… — Eva Victor Copy Share Image
Twitter is a kind of verbalization of people yelling at their television sets or gnashing their teeth at the newspaper. — Anthony Weiner Copy Share Image
