Who the fuck likes ALL my quotes and shit I post on here? like STALKER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman… Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine if Facebook's users received a universal basic income every day. This isn't going to be easy because it means that inherently… — Brittany Kaiser Copy Share Image
In the past, people have looked at photos as a record of memory. The focus has been on the past tense. With… — Kevin Systrom Copy Share Image
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
People started hitting me up on Twitter cuz I was getting millions of views on YouTube and WorldStarHipHop.com and they saw me… — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
“Stop Getting Sucked into Facebook (or Pinterest, Instagram, or any other time-wasting social media platform!) Sometimes” — Liesha Petrovich Copy Share Image
My tweets are from my life and my experiences. I've had my heart ripped out and I put it back together. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For a while, I couldn't join Facebook because of my last name. During the registration process, I was asked for my real… — Caterina Fake Copy Share Image
Several people I had conversations with were hugely influential. People who found internal inconsistency in Westboro's ideology. It was the first thing… — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
Especially with Instagram, I feel reluctant to make all the photos beautiful because I don't necessarily want to send this message that… — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
I think celebrity has become almost normalized. I feel like we all live our lives in a pale imitation of celebrity. With… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
You have to be careful with fans, they'll turn on you. They turn quick. Twitter can go dark fast. If you talk… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
“The highlights you see on social media is not real life. Everyone you know faces their own challenges and struggles. Nobody’s life… — Anthon St. Maarten Copy Share Image
While celebrities with large online followings certainly help to spread a campaign message quickly, they don't make an entire movement. I was… — Meena Harris Copy Share Image
One thing we see a lot is this - the idea kids have now that they don't have to go to college.… — Max Joseph Copy Share Image
I probably do 10 to 12 Snapchats a day. Spending time with my family or my chef, my workouts, my outfits, or… — Antonio Brown Copy Share Image
We live in a country where posting 'Let's riot or something bruv!' on Facebook will get you a couple of years in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at posting regularly; I don't deserve the blog success! — Ashley Madekwe Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u — Babloo Copy Share Image
I think social media is very long-lasting. I just don't know the particular thing with Twitter. — Julian Robertson Copy Share Image
I learn so much on Twitter all the time, and it would be a shame not to share that with my readers. — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“My Twitter account has become so powerful I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. —DONALD J. TRUMP” — Corey R. Lewandowski Copy Share Image
When half the males on Twitter tweet about treating girls right. Practice what you preach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
What's The Point Of Poking People On Facebook !? Is It Another Way Of Playing Tag Your It! — Krystal Copy Share Image
