In 2012, 40 of the top companies to work for were also among the top companies in social media. — Jay Baer Copy Share Image
I would do anything under the sun for Kenya Barris. Put that on a T-shirt. Hashtag it. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
A round of applause for the bitch that unfriended me & is now trolling my page from their friends Facebook. — Mickey Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook stalking someone and then you accidentally like their status from 2 years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't look at social media, I have some people who look after it so whenever I want to post anything I… — Kevin Magnussen Copy Share Image
“You’re on Facebook, Uncle Reid?” Athens asked. “Of course he is,” Liliana said. “That’s where all the old people go to waste… — Farrah Rochon Copy Share Image
I have no problem with deleting people as my friend on FB i've deleted aunts, cousins and blocked family. Like I EASILY… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best relationships aren't posted all over social media. You look like you need convincing of your own happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you want, but you can never leave. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I feel social media can be very distracting, unhealthy, and harmful to one's self-confidence. I don't even log on to it on… — Rupi Kaur Copy Share Image
If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Re-election comes every six years, which explains why I spend so much time on Twitter. If you're an obscure judge whose name… — Don Willett Copy Share Image
You don't have to give us your name and we don't ask for your email address. We don't know your birthday. We… — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somebody told me, “Twitter hates tabloids, but Twitter is constantly acting like a tabloid, repeating the mistakes of the things we’re hoping… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
This is the weirdest thing. I've been told one thing, that all these guys turned me down, x,y, z. I take to… — Aljamain Sterling Copy Share Image
Only one time have I had Twitter open when I was doing a game, and after that I took it off my… — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
I've had grateful messages from people thanking me for being open about health on social media: from others with epilepsy who feel… — Dawn Foster Copy Share Image
There are unwritten rules to Facebook: People are using it to build their personas, and when they share something, they usually do… — David Droga Copy Share Image
I've turned down players based on their Twitter handles. I've turned down players based on Twitter pictures. — Bret Bielema Copy Share Image
A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you. — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the snowstorm doesn't impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook will figure out ways to allow people to have good businesses. — Jonah Peretti Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think Twitter will be a fundamental part of how people interact with their government. — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Coolest way to end the conversation in Facebook is by just LIKE the comment... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social Media brands faster than any other existing Marketing plan and for much cheaper! — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
