Twitter Quotes · Page 165

I think Facebook, Twitter and YouTube are the cornerstones of any social media strategy.

— Chad Hurley

If me believing helping others should come before Instagram posts is 'stupid'... you got me right.

— Dakota Meyer

I don't know if taking on Facebook is going to be a good career move for me.

— Harrison Barnes

My best tweets are when someone take them personnel & instantly unfollow me.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment!

— Anonymous

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you go through your Facebook and say to yourself,

— Anonymous

I say what I feel.. Isn't that what twitter is for? Be yourself.

— Brody Jenner

There is this idea that your social media platform is the secret to success, but no one has quite proven that to…

— Kevin Bacon

The dark side of social media is that, within seconds, anything can be blown out of proportion and taken out of context.…

— Nicola Formichetti

I have adapted the whole book [Candid] into tweets of 140 characters, and these are being sent out daily, at the rate…

— Mark Ravenhill

I'm not even fifty yet, but I still feel like Instagram and Spotify - I'm trying to stay with it! It's not…

— Fisher Stevens

I'm not a controlling boyfriend but if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be tweeting half the stuff some of you 'taken'…

— Anonymous

I take the time to understand my generation and what they want. Whether it's on Tumblr, Pinterest, or Twitter, I see what…

— Eva Gutowski

The Facebook of 2011, the Twitter of 2011 and the Google of 2011 are all understood to be in need of reinvention…

— Keith Teare

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats…

— Bubbly

I have a pretty random life. I run a business and go all over the world doing things for that business, things…

— Kevin Systrom

If you're a priority artist, then you get an amazing amount of exposure and money thrown. If you are more niche, then…

— Passenger

When I first went on [Facebook], I found there were five or six Creed Bratton sites. It was all over the place.…

— Creed Bratton

I think, one day, I might actually try writing a bunch of - a collection of essays maybe on the funnier side…

— Erik Larson

We have rules in the house and a sticker chart for my kids to earn technology time. Maybe its because of the…

— Gretchen Carlson

People see your life on social media, and they say, 'Oh my gosh, it's perfect,' and I'm like, 'No, every day, it's…

— Karen Civil

My take away here is to not make assumptions when analyzing data. It might be safe to assume you Facebook page will…

— Charles Caleb Colton

Our culture is steeped in positive thinking - from the self-help mega-industry to college courses in positive psychology to the enduring pull…

— Suleika Jaouad

Wisdom is not facts and repetitions of truth repeated back in a pressurised situation such as in an exam hall.

— Alastair Arnott

Joan Rivers turned into one of the people she used to make fun of.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes there can be pressure to post, especially from your followers.

— Justine Skye

In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball.

— Nikhil Saluja

Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = MySpace. Before MySpace = Life

— Anonymous

Taking subtle shots at someone on Facebook and acting cool to their face=bitch move

— Brian Zilinek

People who use the phrase I'm not here to judge are the most judgmental people you'll ever meet.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know if their Twitter default picture is still an egg they're ugly.

— Anonymous

Social networks don't break up relationship. The shit you post on social networks breaks up relationship!..

— Anonymous

Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL

— Kiana JWilson

Sharing holiday snaps on social media is an act of arrogant vanity.

— Jeremy Paxman

I am proud to say I got 102 caps. I tweeted on the day of my 100th that I was 'grateful.'

— Eniola Aluko

I've had my fair share of tweets, DMs, emails, Facebook Messages and friends trying to set me up with friends.

— Scott Rogowsky

Elinor Lipman tweets like a nightingale with an eagle eye.

— Cathleen Schine

I feel like today is going to be a good day but I am bringing my shotgun just in case.

— Nikhil Saluja

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.

— Nikhil Saluja