Twitter Quotes · Page 163

It only took me two weeks to build the first version of Facebook because I had so much stuff before then.

— Mark Zuckerberg

If you need to like your own status to get at least ONE like... then you probably shouldn't have posted it...

— Gabs

Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal.

— Pradeep Chandra

“You are responsible for everything you TWEET and RETWEET.”

— Germany Kent

You are ugly, but it doesn't matter whether you're satisfied or not. What matters is how you use the Instagram.

— Anonymous

Twitter goes straight over my head, but I like the idea of posting pictures because they can say so much.

— Juno Temple

Mustard saw my Instagram probably, like, August of 2015. He just reached out to me by DM on Instagram.

— Ella Mai

I should really stop Facebook creeping on people on my phone...I always end up asking them to be my friend.

— Anonymous

Hearts break like most things in life ,but it all about how you rebuild the broken pieces with a better plan thought…

— Militon Munney

I don't mind Twitter. I think it's a lot of nonsense, but at least, to me, Twitter is just more of a…

— Sam Esmail

All I get on my Twitter is 'Please fight Groves again' and 'Why won't Froch take the fight?' and 'Get in the…

— James DeGale

Whether you're a woman, a transwoman, a person of color, I feel like Instagram is really important for the creation and framing…

— Hari Nef

“After I perused Facebook for ten minutes, learning absolutely nothing interesting about the people in my life (or slightly outside of my…

— Karina Halle

“Social tools leave a digital audit trail, documenting our learning journey—often an unfolding story—and leaving a path for others to follow.”

— Marcia Conner

I think we are becoming more obsessed about getting a certain amount of likes on our Twitter and Instagram accounts rather than…

— Ben Fogle

I really do love social media. I've always been crazy about - even like, remember AOL chat rooms? I always loved message…

— Chrissy Teigen

I apologize to all of my colleagues who've been writing up storms, but as a culture we've essentially put ourselves into a…

— Sherry Turkle

I think of Twitter as a messaging system that you didn't know you needed until you had it. Think about when cell…

— Biz Stone

We have literally millions and millions of fans. I mean, even Kendall and Kylie have 50 million followers on Instagram - apiece.…

— Kris Jenner

One of the craziest things i've seen on fb is when people post pictures of them-self crying, ijs we all know how…

— Tony G

MySpace is somehow more welcoming than Facebook. And Twittering, I just... Ugh. I like having radio silence. I think radio silence is…

— Patton Oswalt

You have to let kids live their own lives and make their mistakes, but it is difficult now because there are so…

— Dawn French

I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know Twitter is the best and fastest way to…

— Nicole Scherzinger

“Stop tagging everyone into your life's profile. For all you don't know, some will neither comment nor commend you; some may not…

— Israelmore Ayivor

Don't think you're a pro photographer just because you use the lazy services of Instagram.

— Anonymous

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing

— Nikhil Saluja

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

— Anonymous

Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn.

— Nikhil Saluja

The most obvious drawback of social media is that they are aggressive distractions.

— Bill Keller

WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had;

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is your window to relevance , but Facebook is your home page for the Social Web

— Brian Solis

I don't like posting my opinion on social media and responding to controversies that might follow.

— Biju Menon

The blonde raced across the cookie package because the instructions said, Tear along dotted line.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just had to block someone on Facebook who was impersonating my wife.

— Jordan Knight

Facebook and Myspace are the U.S. audience, which is tried and true when it comes to being susceptible to ads.

— Max Levchin

You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.

— Nikhil Saluja

People irritate me when they try to use big words on Twitter and can't spell, define, or read them...

— Jerett Parker

I love the Instamatic application on my I phone, it takes the coolest photos.

— Carolyn Murphy

When a girl says have fun She means have a horrible time without me. Not true... Maybe!

— Nikhil Saluja