Twitter Quotes · Page 112

You're an actor first and foremost. No one is going to hire you because you tweet a lot.

— Janina Gavankar

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

— Nikhil Saluja

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was…

— Nikhil Saluja

I've been on social media for quite a long time, maybe because I've been sending out nutrition information.

— Maye Musk

I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either.

— Anonymous

Why the hell isn't my instagram working? I have an awesome photo of my too I need to share with the world.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...

— Author Name

I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Demi Tuhan, Dyt. Ada teknologi Facebook, Twitter, Foursquare. Gue aja bisa nemuin teman TK gue yang bahkan gue lupa namanya!”

— Nina Ardianti

My entire career comes from the power of social media and the way I've utilized those spaces and interacted with people across…

— Kesh

Snapchat works because using a selfie is way easier than texting or tweeting. Stories should adapt to the medium and do so…

— Om Malik

If I got involved with the chat rooms and Facebook and everything - I would probably never leave. That's why I don't…

— Stephen Sondheim

Dear mark zuckerburg .. Could u kindly change the pokes tab to d I just wanna fuck u tab .. urz truly…

— Joey Bones

I didn't wanted to unfollow you. I slipped, fell on my lappy, hit my head on the mouse which was on the…

— Nikhil Saluja

We took 'BFF' around to try and take it somewhere else because we were really proud of it, and it had gotten…

— Lennon Parham

I had imagined I would come back at some point. But yeah, that was for a very specific reason. I will be…

— Joss Whedon

The hardest part of living without social media was remembering that my little life was enough, so I could just stay there…

— Glennon Doyle Melton

Twitter and Facebook are brilliant tools, the journalistic uses of which are still being plumbed. They are great for disseminating interesting material.…

— Bill Keller

I was at a restaurant in Glasgow, and I was walking down the stairs. A woman passed me and said, 'Oh my…

— Caitriona Balfe

The most potentially transformative impact of social media is its ability to encourage brands to marry profit and purpose. The reason brands…

— Simon Mainwaring

We'll eradicate Twitter. I don't care what the international community says. Everyone will witness the power of the Turkish Republic. There is…

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

“People move on quicker than I can comprehend. People forget you within days, they take new pictures to put on Facebook and…

— Alice Oseman

I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's…

— Iain Banks

In the digital universe, our personal history and its sense of narrative is succeeded by our social networking profile - a snapshot…

— Douglas Rushkoff

Still waiting for a reply from twitter on adding a Stab button.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!”

— Gemini Adams

I actually I don't feel a lot of hate on Twitter very often.

— Grace Phipps

Roses are red, Twitter is blue...you look bangable, so I'll follow you.

— Seth Rogan

Who needs the young and the restless, when we can watch drama on Facebook anytime?

— Arjun Loveable

Think of social media as the Internet. I can't think of anyone betting against the Internet in 2012.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

WIFE, What a man blames things on when he can't figure a way to blame the government;

— Nikhil Saluja

My own personal tweets are very limited. I think I have, like, 68 followers on my personal Twitter.

— Maria Cornejo

Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.

— OhItsVynn

Oh your account is protected? What the fuck do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?

— Amarjeet Das

Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook.

— Anonymous

I'm not involved on any social media; it's really not my style.

— Chris Carter

That Awkward Situation When Someone You Deleted Off Facebook And Tries To Add You Again...

— Pacifiersucker

In social media, everyone has come to know the strength of their voice.

— Shatrughan Sinha

Not a single day passes without scrolling your fb ID...;-) vin-niv

— Sharmaji

My fans are always upset because I don't do projects frequently and because I don't use social media.

— Park Bo-young