Sometimes to love one's highly alienating social media platform is to suffer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've definitely pitched some viral ideas and do have a pretty good understanding of the Web. — Ruben Fleischer Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg is a rich white dude from a really privileged background. — Peter Sunde Copy Share Image
“Most of the trolls except Hulking Teeth Gnasher and Old Man Saliva left.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
I Hate when facebook ask Share what's on your Mind...? It is always she and I just can't share her... — Yashwardhan Pauranik Copy Share Image
Back then I just thought everyone hated me. But no, actually, they're doing it because they feel bad about themselves. So now… — Jesy Nelson Copy Share Image
Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I think MySpace is doomed, I give them about two more years… I think Facebook is the next Microsoft in both the… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The first time I used 'Viva La Stool,' I was just bragging about something. People grabbed it, and it went viral organically. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA.” — Heather Cocks Copy Share Image
I love to have a joke on Instagram here and there but other than that I like to relax and have fun.… — Erling Haaland Copy Share Image
Just because it may seem like I am so confident, so happy all the time, there are times when I feel low.… — Camille Kostek Copy Share Image
Most of Mark Zuckerberg's income is just rent collected off the millions of picture and video posts that we give away daily… — Rutger Bregman Copy Share Image
Do people really think there famous cause they have a Facebook page ?? A girl yesterday takes a pic not bad looking… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
It's important for fans to follow only verified accounts of actors. For instance, I am not on Facebook, but I know that… — Rithvik Dhanjani Copy Share Image
When you're directed by social media, I think it's very easy to lose a sense of agency. And you can see it… — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
God has no BLACKBERRY but he's my favorite contact ... !! He is not on FACEBOOK but he is my best friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“From the follower side of the equation, the more Twitter users curate the list of people they follow, the better the service… — Nir Eyal Copy Share Image
Who do you like to do business with, shop with, hire services from? Think about it... how did you decide to stay… — Hania Whitfield Copy Share Image
What's the point of having hundred likes on Facebook given that you have to undress to get them? Just sayin'. — Stay Happy Copy Share Image
Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Moving toward creating a loving social media environment is one of the best things we can do. — Ava Michelle Copy Share Image
I didn't realize that there were so many illiterate people until I made a Twitter...Stay in school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's be honest here: Twitter, for me, is 90 per cent a marketing tool. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social media and media are not in our control. They are so big that you cannot stop them. — Sarfaraz Ahmed Copy Share Image
You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a Twitterer, I'm not a twerker, I'm not a Facebooker, I'm not nothing. I'm old school. — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
