I always make the wrong decisions so I have something to tweet about. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you have the slightest feeling that the tweet was about you, it is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A little conflicted. The guy ran into my car because he was favoriting my tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the world there's a fat girl waiting in Mc D for her burger. This tweet is for you fat girl! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you see me rushing to take out my phone to type something don't freak out, I just thought of a tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't tweet for your entertainment and I don't tweet for mine. I have no idea why I do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I follow you, don't tweet about your boyfriend because I'm your boyfriend until further notice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just decided to be more original so from now on I'll be posting pictures of food I eat and tweet 'Good morning'… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Please show me your boring tweet first so I can copy n edit it making it the most intersting tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was going to shoot myself a minute ago but your inspirational tweet showed me the light. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when somebody has to explain the tweet they just posted. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My superpower is not puking on my lappy when I read your inspirational tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I don't respond to your text or call and I tweet, so fucking what. It's my phone. You don't control me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before you tweet, ask yourself, Could this hurt someone's feelings? If the answer is yes, hit send. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
From the Number of tweets & conversations some of you tweet, it seems you never shut up in person. This isn't judging ok! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
