Twat Quotes

“You, sir, are a twat.”

— John Goode

“Thumbs down from some twat in a meeting.”

— Jennifer Saunders

“Twat is twat and that is that.”

— George Carlin

“That twat is a few syrup pouches shy of a waffle. You shouldn't trust anything she says.”

— Jessica McHugh

It only takes one twat to turn your mood from good to fucking awful

— Aysha

Thinks you should get a pay rise in your job being A COMPLETE TWAT

— Young Siddiq Prince

“Oh wouldn't that twist your twat if that turned out to be true!”

— Eric Arvin

“Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.”

— David Shrigley

I don't Tweet or Twat. I'm not on Instagram or Facebook.

— Miriam Shor

Can't stand stuck up people, bragging does nothing but make you look a twat.

— Anonymous

“So, did you spend the night with the blond rich wanker or the dark haired posh twat?”

— Georgiana Derwent

“I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even being a twat, or a wanker, or any of your other bleeding Briticisms -”

— Stephanie Perkins

This pussy two times. twat, twat. Pussy two more times is exactly what he got. After I made it hot and he…

— Iggy Azalea

“For the love of Mary, I get it, she's got a nifty twat. Tell me what I need to know and you…

— Glen Duncan

“If there’s a sure-fire way to stop the awe of meeting a celeb, it was for them to be a complete and…

— Tillie Cole

“Well, you don't have to be such a bloody git about it." "I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even been a…

— Stephanie Perkins

“A child isn't a symbol, it's a child! It needs applesauce and, and, and playpens and an ass-load of other things we…

— Brian K. Vaughan

“So when she's just a random girl from school you don't give her a second look, but as soon as she accidentally…

— Tom Ellen

“Some twat with a Trot poster came up to me on the way in and yelled ‘Butcher!’ Traitor!’ at me. I stopped…

— Alastair Campbell

“The poet Robert Browning caused considerable consternation by including the word twat in one of his poems, thinking it an innocent term.…

— Bill Bryson

“Reina sounds awesome,” Sid says. “I’m digging her more and more.” “Were you there?” I ask. “Have you seen one of these…

— Kaui Hart Hemmings