The government taxes you when you bring home a paycheck. It taxes you when you make a phone call. It taxes you… — J. C. Watts Copy Share Image
Chyerti—that’s us, demons and devils, small and big—are compulsive. We obsess. It’s our nature. We turn on a track, around and around;… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Forget all the conventional 'rules' but one. There is one golden rule: Stick to topics you deeply care about and don't keep… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. — Bernie Brillstein Copy Share Image
The first thing I did when I got inside was turn on the kitchen light. Then I moved to the table, putting… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Then I go in the den and turn on Law & Order, since the only thing i can really count on in… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions,… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I came to the Greeks early, and I found answers in them. Greece's great men let all their acts turn on the… — Edith Hamilton Copy Share Image
Use them with care, and use them with respect as to the transformations they can achieve, and you have an extraordinary research… — Alexander Shulgin Copy Share Image
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The main problem in any democracy is that crowd-pleasers are generally brainless swine who can go out on a stage & whup… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
Turn on: A girl that acts and looks innocent but got a naughty side. — Emilio Vasquez Copy Share Image
I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you turn on the TV, you're going to get a certain palate, and if you go looking underneath the surface, there's… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image