People come up to me in supermarkets and demand humour. And the less amusing I am, the more they piss themselves. So… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
My ears won't fool me. Even when I do a session on digital, we still warm it up somewhere in the process,… — Steve Cropper Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ is the greatest man in the history of the world. And to me, he's the greatest person in the history… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
In the trunk of her car, my mother used to keep a collapsible easel, a clutch of brushes, a little wooden case… — Jill Lepore Copy Share Image
I got my tubes tied last fall, at age 45. . ... After 33 years or so, I struggled to gain control… — Marion Winik Copy Share Image
I existed before Star Trek. I started in live television. I was there when the cameras were as big as a table,… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
No test tube can breed love and affection. No frozen packet of semen ever read a story to a sleepy child. — Shirley Williams Copy Share Image
One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Given one has before oneself a strong, healthy, youth rich in spirited blood and a powerless, weak, cachectic old man scarcely capable… — Andreas Libavius Copy Share Image
Pasteur himself was absolutely fearless. Anxious to secure a sample of saliva straight from the jaws of a rabid dog, I once… — Axel Munthe Copy Share Image
Television is such a staple of modern society that for most voters, it's not real unless it's on the tube. — Ed Rollins Copy Share Image
I want a drink. I want fifty drinks. I want a bottle of the purest, strongest, most destructive, most poisonous alcohol on… — James Frey Copy Share Image
A transition is taking place in Egypt. In my judgement, there is no going back. I think the old expression, "They're not… — Stephen Harper Copy Share Image
And in that narrow cockpit I wept, as I shall never weep again, when I felt the concrete brush against his wheels… — Pierre Clostermann Copy Share Image
... a blown-out tube ripped some of the grind from the amplifier, throwing us into a momentary tizzy. The unusual sound led… — Billy Gibbons Copy Share Image
Vast objects of remote altitude must be looked at a long while before they are ascertained. Ages are the telescope tubes that… — Walter Savage Landor Copy Share Image
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. — Theodore Stevens Copy Share Image
There is a young and impressionable mind out there that is hungry for information. It has latched on to an electronic tube… — Joan Ganz Cooney Copy Share Image
To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Surfers are the ‘throw-aheads’ of mankind, not the dregs; they aren’t the black sheep of humanity, but the futurists and they are… — Timothy Leary Copy Share Image
