Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Another one of President Barack Obama's nominees is having tax issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the taxes, but… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
