The good thing about poverty is it keeps you from getting in trouble because if you can't afford drugs, people will stop giving them to you very quickly. So, being poor really helps - it's the success that kills you. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to your parents, you're lying to your kids. The only person you can't lie to is yourself. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I've always known, all my life, that I was going to be something special. I never knew what it was, but I always had… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go,… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
We survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I look on everything with a very optimistic eye. Because I'm a body builder by trade, you know, that was my intent all my… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I am off all the cancer meds. Energy is a bit low but other than that, I feel really good. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Marijuana grows everywhere in the world. And it really is currency, if you think about it. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
