It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it. — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
Trouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible. The more amiably you greet him, the sooner he will go away. — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
Let's have the Union restored as it was, if we can; but if we can't, I'm in favor of the Union as it wasn't. — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
We wish genius and morality where affectionate companions, but it is a fact that they are often bitter enemies. They don't necessarily coalesce any… — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop Over!.... G. Washington never slopt over. — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels. — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having… — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
Trouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible. The more amiably you greet him, the sooner… — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
Imagine for a moment Napoleon I, to have borne the name of Jenkins, or Washington to have sustained the appellation of John Smith! — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They… — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but… — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
One of the principal features of my entertainment is that it contains so many things that don't have anything to do with it. — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
