Tool Shed Quotes

“Without imagination, writing is a stack of lumber, a sack of nails, and a locked tool shed.”

— Michael J. Kannengieser

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!

— Kristen Taekman

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

— George Carlin

“He didn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.”

— Lisa Unger

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

— David Thibodeau