I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Simon I've been trying to call you, but it seems like your phone is turned off. I don't know where you are… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
He was a worshiper of liberty, a friend of the oppressed. A thousand times I have heard him quote these words: 'For… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Tonight, we reclaim our country so that we can pass on to future generations the freedoms and the opportunity that we have… — Alan Nunnelee Copy Share Image
Telling the complete story of VeggieTales would require much more time than we have before us tonight. Since this is Yale, I… — Phil Vischer Copy Share Image
I made observations for three hours last night, and am almost ill today from fatigue; still I have worked all day, trying… — Maria Mitchell Copy Share Image
The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I took a deep breath. "Are you free tonight?" There was a long, pregnant pause. "What about the man in the dream?"… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Watch, O Lord, with those who wake, or watch or weep tonight, and give your angels charge over those who sleep. Tend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
Let us rise up tonight with a greater readiness. Let us stand with a greater determination. And let us move on in… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
nothings promised, not the rest of tonight, not all of tomorrow! — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
It used to be that if you got on 'The Tonight Show,' your career was made. Now, if you're on 'The Tonight… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
In masks and gown we haunt the street And knock on doors for trick or treat Tonight we are the king and… — Jack Prelutsky Copy Share Image
I would say that all of my experience on any set over the course of my life has helped me in directing… — Noah Centineo Copy Share Image
America is a miracle country. And we have to restore the sense that the Amiracle (ph) will apply to you. Each and… — John Kasich Copy Share Image
Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When I did 'The Tonight Show' and Jay Leno was still there, he was very nice but it was surreal. It's like… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
Instead (Harry) contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tonight I can smell the season the way it's usually only possible to at the very first moments of its return, before… — Ali Smith Copy Share Image
It's Halloween! It's Halloween! The moon is full and bright And we shall see what can't be seen On any other night.… — Jack Prelutsky Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any — Burt Lancaster Copy Share Image
I need to talk to you. I had a weird dream." "Let me guess. You got tied up by lady ninjas. With… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
