If all goes well, you will be able to save more than one innocent life tonight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tonight I am going to defecate on stage because I think that is the only way to express the nature of my… — Thurston Moore Copy Share Image
“Tonight is different. There are no limits. We are going to do what I want. You chose to come here. You will… — Evie Hunter Copy Share Image
“Kid, show me a man who doesn't go down on his wife and I'll show you a man whose wife I can… — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
I shall have a beautiful dream tonight. I also wish everyone to have a beautiful dream. — Yani Tseng Copy Share Image
I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.” — Anna Bayes Copy Share Image
Daylight savings time is tonight and is one of the best excuses for not being on time, needs to happen more often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Hours trickle by, and I wilt. The magic isn't here for me tonight. I can't get away from the heavy feeling of… — Bethany Griffin Copy Share Image
I sat down and tried to rest. I could not; though I had been on foot all day, I could not now… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
Good evening. A President who lied us into a war and, in so doing, needlessly killed 3,584 of our family and friends… — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
J.T Woodland, known as “the cute one” in The Corporation’s seventh-grade boy band, Boyz Will B Boyz. Due to the success of… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
The father hesitated only a moment. He felt the vague pain in his chest. If I run, he thought, what will happen?… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Tonight, I should watch the sun set, and think of the impending darkness as a metaphor for my wasted life: once it… — John S. Hall Copy Share Image
“So, what are you doing tonight?" Me?" Janie laughs. "Homework, of course." You want company?" Carrie's looking wistful. Do you have homework… — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
Judging from the way they sat and goggled at the drag on the stage it was obvious that they were indulging in… — Eric Hiscock Copy Share Image
The correct arrangement of words will make these bad feelings go away tonight. — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
“Yeah. A real date. Something official. You. Me. Tonight. We're long overdue.” — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
Let the music speak to us of tonight, in a happier language than our own. — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
Tonight, it's the rock and roll all night and party every day hall of fame — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
May our hearts be full like our drinks tonight, May we sing and dance till we lose our minds — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
Well tonight was sufficiently awkward... Glad it happened, but still. Happy to be home — Danny Worsnop Copy Share Image
