The correct arrangement of words will make these bad feelings go away tonight. — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.” — Anna Bayes Copy Share Image
Daylight savings time is tonight and is one of the best excuses for not being on time, needs to happen more often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
May our hearts be full like our drinks tonight, May we sing and dance till we lose our minds — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
Well tonight was sufficiently awkward... Glad it happened, but still. Happy to be home — Danny Worsnop Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney was a guest on 'The Tonight Show' on NBC. It's interesting — you have an empty suit trying to please… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to take you home tonight but I'm gonna find a way to make you mine — 5SOS Copy Share Image
If I'm telling people I'm boxing and then I'm eating a burger tonight, it's because I am. I'm not cheating and eating… — Gigi Hadid Copy Share Image
Now, the question of the hour is, "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
“Hours trickle by, and I wilt. The magic isn't here for me tonight. I can't get away from the heavy feeling of… — Bethany Griffin Copy Share Image
I sat down and tried to rest. I could not; though I had been on foot all day, I could not now… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
Good evening. A President who lied us into a war and, in so doing, needlessly killed 3,584 of our family and friends… — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
J.T Woodland, known as “the cute one” in The Corporation’s seventh-grade boy band, Boyz Will B Boyz. Due to the success of… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
The father hesitated only a moment. He felt the vague pain in his chest. If I run, he thought, what will happen?… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Tonight, I should watch the sun set, and think of the impending darkness as a metaphor for my wasted life: once it… — John S. Hall Copy Share Image
“Yeah. A real date. Something official. You. Me. Tonight. We're long overdue.” — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
Let the music speak to us of tonight, in a happier language than our own. — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
Tonight, it's the rock and roll all night and party every day hall of fame — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
I like the thrill, nothing's gonna make me feel this real. So baby don't go home. I don't wanna spend tonight alone. — The Weeknd Copy Share Image
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. — Pearl Williams Copy Share Image
“Because all the monsters have been let out of their cages tonight, no matter what court they belong to. So I may… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
All I wanna do is lay with you tonight and I dont wanna hit the club I wanna lay up — Pretty Ricky Copy Share Image
Do not enforce the tired wolf Dragging his infected wound homeward To sit tonight with the warm children Naming the pretty kings… — John Crowe Ransom Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Tonight I have inundated you with the mystical kundalini. Now, of course, I'm moving into the supra-conscious; it's kind of a doubleheader… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“I have been made to realize tonight that there are limits to what I wish to do or see done for any… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
What I hope is if you turn on the news tonight, I want to find a way to stop all this corruption… — Charles Bradley Copy Share Image
Would you dance, if I asked you to dance? Would you run, and never look back? Would you cry, if you saw… — Enrique Iglesias Copy Share Image
My brother and me, we used to be like, 'We'll put this video out tonight, and if it did 1,000, it did… — Roddy Ricch Copy Share Image
Wa-wa-wa watch bikinis no top. See my sex sex sex sexy bikinis would drop. Tic-tac-toe don't play me I'll stop. Tonight I… — Alexandra Stan Copy Share Image
