You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop?… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We ran out of talent tonight. The guys played as hard as they could, as long as we could. — LeBron James Copy Share Image
That's going to be on my headstone: 'He came. He wrote 'In the Air Tonight.' He... died.' — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
In the first State of the Union of his second term, President Bush made clear to Americans tonight that he is not… — Jim Sensenbrenner Copy Share Image
If all the suns but ours collapsed tonight, how many lifetimes would it take us to realize that we were alone? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why they always look so serious in Yoga? You make serious face like this, you scare away good energy. To meditate, only… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I'm not comfortable leaving my house. If someone invites me over, I would go but it's not like I'm one to say,… — Courteney Cox Copy Share Image
I can't tell you what will happen over the next four years. But I can only stand here tonight, as a wife,… — Ann Romney Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you tonight in my … chiffon evening gown, my face softly made up, my fair hair… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
It's horrible. We had an eight-game win streak going. We were all high and happy and everything is good. It's kind of… — Jared Jordan Copy Share Image
If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of music. One comes from the strings of a guitar, the other from the strings of the heart.… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
We [with husband] try and spend time alone, which is really hard to do. Of course, when you have kids they're like:… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
I am like the Jack Nicholson of the Kings - every single game. If there was a game tonight I wouldn't be… — Rob Zombie Copy Share Image
I'm twenty-nine, yes really, I'm from Aspen, Colorado, I'm six feet one, yes really, I've been at Quantico two years, yes I… — Lee Child Copy Share Image
I honestly believe, and I've said it many times, that the universal stems from the specific and I can't walk around with… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
The dude in red's back at the pole, Up North where everything is cold. But if he were right here tonight, He'd… — Kurtis Blow Copy Share Image