Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him and says, Catch up. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
For a writer, they say write what you know. As a performer, you find it in yourself, in your heart. You relate to the… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
I love and adore being a mother. Its the greatest gift Ive ever been given. Having children flips the game from being about you… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
Buddhism has had a major effect on who I am and how I think about the world. What I have learned is that I… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body hit the… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
It's one of the things that weirdly I always used to like about my job: that expressing the emotions of a writer or someone… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
So, you know, parenting is a very intimate and amazing experience and one of the best experiences of my life. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
The argument about marriage equality will one day seem as arcane and shocking to us as the fact that Rosa Parks had to get… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
More than just romantic comedy, I like romances: drama romance, romance comedy, comedy romance. I also go to the movies to escape. There are… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
I used to be more paranoid and stressed, constantly worrying about my Plan B. But the truth is I don't have one. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
