If your catchphrase has appeared in men's toilets, then you know you've made it! — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets. — T Cooper Copy Share Image
Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to. — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
“She hated using airplane toilets. She was always afraid the plane would choose the exact moment she was most defenseless to crash,… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now,… — T.R. Fehrenbach Copy Share Image
I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing… — Rick Astley Copy Share Image
Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just… — Dan Phillips Copy Share Image
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl.… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
I lived on Fulton Street in an enormous studio - I needed a bicycle to get to the toilet, about half a… — Erro Copy Share Image
People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and… — Eugene Chadbourne Copy Share Image
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
When I have an idea, I share it with everyone. People say someone will steal my idea, but it's not like I… — Cameron Johnson Copy Share Image
I've always thought that the President could do so much here to help change images. If the President would go into a… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I still have a fondness for books. Many a time I will be antiquing, and I'll say, 'What's that old-timey curio over… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
There are only four things in all cleaners - whether it's shampoo, laundry detergent, whatever.You buy them in bulk and you mix… — Bill Mollison Copy Share Image
People think you have this exciting and romantic life, because you project this exciting, romantic life on screen. But in reality you're… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
As girls are given dollies and pushchairs while little boys are frowned upon for picking them up; while men are 'congratulated' for… — Laura Bates Copy Share Image
The Merchant, to Secure His Treasure The merchant, to secure his treasure, Conveys it in a borrowed name: Euphelia serves to grace… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
A cruel joke has been played on us. We are fated always to remember what we learned but never to recall the… — Jo Coudert Copy Share Image
Besides, the sense of safety offered by bottled water is a mirage. It turns out that breathing, not drinking, constitutes our main… — Sandra Steingraber Copy Share Image
My daughter is seven, and some of the other second-grade parents complain that their children don't read for pleasure. When I visit… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
We're living in a funny world kid, a peculiar civilization. The police are playing crooks in it, and the crooks are doing… — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
The word crap is actually another word that's very, very old. It was taken over from 17th century England by the pilgrim… — Lucy Worsley Copy Share Image
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