“If you were trying to startle us half to death, you succeeded,” she told him as she closed the distance between them.… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
“It occurred to me, while sitting on the cold white toilet seat pretending to pee in order to avoid Bob, that I… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Mila, that day ,in your shop almost crushed me. When you said no to me, I didn't know if I would survive… — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
“I'm up for a Shadow hunt." She tries to let us out, but the lock's stuck. "That's weird." "Is this like an… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff. — Emily Weiss Copy Share Image
“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He followed her into the bathroom and sat on the shut toilet seat while she washed her back with a brush. "I… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on… — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
“So...I'm going to ask you again, babe. Stay with me. Stay with me here in my house. It's only a five minute… — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next. — Doug Ford Copy Share Image
“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“There is no doubt that inner beauty is more important that outer appearance, but that doesn’t mean that your physical appearance is… — Charbel Tadros Copy Share Image
I don't think the press has done a very good job dealing with government spending.The Defense Department with the $9,500 toilet seat,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
That moment when you go into a stall and there is no toilet seat protector, so you use toilet paper and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can always use a toilet seat cover from the stall. It will absorb excess oil, and if you add powder on… — Manny MUA Copy Share Image
Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
