The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's… — David Frost Copy Share Image
Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My philosophy is I take today, live it the best way I can and if I wake up I'll take another shot… — Paul Henderson Copy Share Image
That's one of the things that I say to myself as far as a ritual that I have every day: "What can… — LaToya Jackson Copy Share Image
Computers get better faster than anything else ever. A child's PlayStation today is more powerful than a military supercomputer from 1996. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I keep telling myself: anything that can be done some other day can be done today.xiii” — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
That cactus went right through my eye. It left my eye flat. They took me to a doctor, and he said, 'We'll… — Bernard Jensen Copy Share Image
The focus ought to be on the single fact that Hillary Clinton wants to double down on a failed foreign policy and… — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
The unprecedented development of science and technology... so rapid that it is said that 90 per cent of the scientists which this… — Robert Platt Copy Share Image
The U.S. always needs an enemy. It comes and goes. Today it is Islam. According to this plan or ideology of the… — Walid Jumblatt Copy Share Image
The disparity between being a 10-year-old boy playing air guitar, wishing I was a rock star, and the reality of the whole… — John Rzeznik Copy Share Image
And above all, above all, honest work must be rewarded by a fair and just tax system. The tax system today does… — George McGovern Copy Share Image
I was born of heterosexual parents. I was taught by heterosexual teachers in a fiercely heterosexual society. Television ads and newspaper ads… — Harvey Milk Copy Share Image
As you may recall, Truman was extremely unpopular when he finally left Washington in 1953, thanks largely to the Korean War. Today,… — Thomas Frank Copy Share Image
Today I do affirm that I am Divinely guided...There is that within which knows what to do and how to do it,… — Ernest Holmes Copy Share Image
The smallest good act today is the capture of a strategic point from which, a few months later, you may be able… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When 'Aashiqui' released there was no social media, yet it was a hit. Today we have the Internet which makes music very… — Ankit Tiwari Copy Share Image
Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today's pop culture, musically and sociologically. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
We all live in the moment, and we often mistakenly believe that what is true today was true always. Not so in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you follow God's will for your life, you can see how yesterday's events prepared you for today's challenges and tomorrow's opportunities. — David Jeremiah Copy Share Image
Young women today, as in the fifties, find themselves entering the big world and having to make choices. — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
Next time I will ..." "From now on I will ..." - What makes me think I am wiser today than I… — Hugh Prather Copy Share Image
My mother brought up nine children, in Hackney, and none of us are criminals, none of us in jail. Her strength made… — Labrinth Copy Share Image
The problem you get with most today's drum samples is that when you use them, you sound like everyone else using them. — Joey Sturgis Copy Share Image
If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its laws. Today, television tells most of the stories… — George Gerbner Copy Share Image
Nuclear power and fossil fuels are the choices of the past. Renewable energy is the choice of the future that is here… — Hermann Scheer Copy Share Image
I know I could be the host of 'SportsCenter' in two years if I changed my show today to sports. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
A writer can't afford to just focus on writing and leave marketing aside in today's competitive market. — Amish Tripathi Copy Share Image
How many beautiful trees gave their lives that today's scandal should, without delay, reach a million readers. — Edwin Way Teale Copy Share Image
I can accomplish far more than I have, and I will, for why would the miracle which produced me end with my… — Og Mandino Copy Share Image
Today, one of the most powerful religions in the Western World is environmentalism. Environmentalism seems to be the religion of choice for… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
Today a minimum wage earner has to work a day and a half just to pay for a full tank of gas.… — Bill Pascrell Copy Share Image
Proper sleep has helped me get to where I am today as an athlete, and it is something that I continue to… — Tom Brady Copy Share Image
For decades, we've been told that it doesn't make economic sense to switch to renewable energy. Today, that's no longer true. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Today, our sexuality is an open-ended personal project; it is part of who we are, an identity, and no longer merely something… — Esther Perel Copy Share Image
You know, there has never been a watershed moment with a coach when I've gone, 'Wow, I learned something today.' — Graeme Souness Copy Share Image
An authentic and honest brand narrative is fundamental today; otherwise, you will simply be edited out. — Marco Bizzarri Copy Share Image
You should wake up in the morning and say, 'What do I want to do today? What's going to make me happy?' — Payal Kadakia Copy Share Image