None of my family had been entertainers. My Grandad liked to play 'The Ballad of Davy Crockett' on the comb and tissue paper every now and again but we never had Hughie Green knocking on the front door. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
My mum can't watch 'Car Share' - well she does, but she says, 'Peter I can't enjoy it because you're not watching the road.' — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell check. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It's lonely being stuck in a hotel in London for two nights. Even a couple of nights away from the children is awful. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
