Time Wasting Quotes by Mr. Krabs

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

— Mr. Krabs

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

— Mr. Krabs

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

— Mr. Krabs

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

— Mr. Krabs

I love this young people's music.

— Mr. Krabs

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

— Mr. Krabs

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

— Mr. Krabs

Money is the ultimate source of joy.

— Mr. Krabs

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

— Mr. Krabs

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

— Mr. Krabs

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

— Mr. Krabs

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

— Mr. Krabs

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

— Mr. Krabs

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

— Mr. Krabs

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

— Mr. Krabs